I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
Ron Funches - "I saw a horrible thing recently."
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
“Not all those who wander are lost”- J.R.R. Tolkien